Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Never let your siblings swipe right.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize