There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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