grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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