we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
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Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
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