That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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