spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I love having hate sex.
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studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
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do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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