I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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