Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
