we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
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He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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