i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
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im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
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The cougar kind?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
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If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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