Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
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If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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