so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
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There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
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Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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