She is in my trunk
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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