Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
