I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
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My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
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I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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