I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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