3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
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i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
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Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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