Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
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ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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