5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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