Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
What drink are we having for lunch?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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