office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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