i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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