Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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