I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
