He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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