how can u be prego again
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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