We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
it's great music for shaving your balls
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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