Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Me. At least after what I've been through.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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