Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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