Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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