We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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