i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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