yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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