she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
This is my life. Enjoy the view
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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