Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
they're like a gay fantastic four
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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