question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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