You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
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Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
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Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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