Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
NoShamevember. You game?
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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