Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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