it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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