What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
This show inspires me to have sex in space
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
You pole danced in your parka.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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