hotel room ftw
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
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at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
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My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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