Plan B is the new Plan A
It's just like the Real World with babies
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
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she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
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I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
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It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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