I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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