After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
She made me pour olive oil on her.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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