Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize
