If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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