bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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