I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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