were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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