I cockslap morals
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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