That's when you crack a 10am beer
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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