seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
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