check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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