Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i think i have herpe
just one?
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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