I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
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Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
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DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
PANTIES FOUND
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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