I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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